At 5:30 am I woke up with an upset stomach.
It’s 12:30 now, and I spent 4 hours on the toilet or hunched over it. I have a low fever, my stomach feels like it’s being crushed, and my legs are filled with aches and pains but i’m not puking anymore, so that’s good.
Still, I can barely walk and i’m in more pain than i’ve been in in a long time. I’m gonna spend the day on the couch and watch star trek voyager. I’m available on skype if you need me
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle